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This frazzled cartoon head with a fried egg for a brain and steam coming out of its ears captures every Monday (and Tuesday, and Wednesday...). \"I CAN'T BRAIN TODAY\" — perfect for the overworked, the under-caffeinated, and the permanently frazzled. Details: Ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors are cotton\/poly blends). Relaxed unisex fit, crew neckline. Printed to order — made just for you. Machine washable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":50526694113458,"sku":"76994851858897256792","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":50526694146226,"sku":"28835455402413643184","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":50526694178994,"sku":"26140956679472599521","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":50526694211762,"sku":"32372131619889617213","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":50526694244530,"sku":"25411825036509666693","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/7171\/4226\/files\/12657112686860291435_2048.jpg?v=1790181832"},{"product_id":"pizza-is-my-spirit-animal-funny-t-shirt","title":"\"Pizza Is My Spirit Animal\" Funny T-Shirt","description":"Cheesy, warm, and always there for you. This joyful pizza slice with its arms raised gets it. \"PIZZA IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL\" — for food lovers, late-night snackers, and anyone who understands that pizza is a lifestyle, not a meal. Details: Ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors are cotton\/poly blends). Relaxed unisex fit, crew neckline. Printed to order — made just for you. Machine washable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":50526694670514,"sku":"28895834525640851543","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":50526694703282,"sku":"27273454187045128019","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":50526694736050,"sku":"98082619274310172012","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":50526694768818,"sku":"65218460905041969775","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":50526694801586,"sku":"86788246385732458975","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/7171\/4226\/files\/562201191692927691_2048.jpg?v=1790181840"},{"product_id":"espresso-yourself-funny-coffee-t-shirt","title":"\"Espresso Yourself\" Funny Coffee T-Shirt","description":"Cool beans. This coffee cup in sunglasses is here to remind you to live your truth — caffeinated. \"ESPRESSO YOURSELF\" in playful style. Perfect for coffee addicts, baristas, and anyone who can't function before their first cup. Details: Ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors are cotton\/poly blends). Relaxed unisex fit, crew neckline. Printed to order — made just for you. 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This couch potato (an actual potato) lounging with a remote and sunglasses is living the dream. \"PROFESSIONAL COUCH POTATO\" in bold meme style — perfect for binge-watchers, nap enthusiasts, and anyone whose cardio is reaching for snacks. A hilarious gift for the laziest person you know. Details: Ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors are cotton\/poly blends). Relaxed unisex fit, crew neckline. Printed to order — made just for you. 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